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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:40

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are three skills that you would like to have, and why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
—
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
What are some negative effects of ADHD meds?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!