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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

United Switches Off Starlink Internet on Regional Jets After Static Problem - WSJ

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Jason Isaacs Supports Johnny Flynn Cast as Lucius Malfoy in HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series - The Hollywood Reporter

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Trevor Penning: The things I do well fit better at guard - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are three skills that you would like to have, and why?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Your iPad is getting a major upgrade for free. 4 top features I can't wait to try in iPadOS 26 - ZDNET

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Over 60? Forget walking and swimming — this simple exercise builds strength and balance - Tom's Guide

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

No Social Security Payments for 12 Days: June 2025 Schedule Explained - Fingerlakes1.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Dow Jones Futures: Israel-Iran Attacks Hit Market; The Next AI Winners After Nvidia, Broadcom? - Investor's Business Daily

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Donald Trump's family launches 'Made in America' T1 smartphone. Here's what it offers - Mint

Then came..

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

What are some negative effects of ADHD meds?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.